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SMS Joke (Cantonese)

1)從前有個麵包,佢行街行到好肚餓,於是佢就食左自己..哈哈哈哈 

2)從前有粒軟糖,佢行街行到好攰咼,跟住佢就話-我對腳好軟喇..哈哈哈哈

3)從前有兩舊年糕,佢地痴得好實,一直都想分開對方,有一日終於有人將佢地切開左,於是佢地好開心好興奮give me five”啪”一聲,佢地就痴番埋喇..哈哈哈哈

4)從前有一支火柴,佢覺得個頭好痕,於是佢就R頭,跟住就著左火喇..哈哈哈哈

5)支火柴著左火,送左入醫院,醫生幫佢包紮,包完之後佢就變左棉花棒喇..哈哈哈哈

6)從前有個傻仔傻女睇完呢個message之後會覺得好無聊…但係自己又係度笑,於是佢決定send畀朋友,只求搏取佢一笑.

Creative Chinese SMS

相此
心二什么?
我?
京尤矢口
道你
人相今
云心心我
口合口合!
女子王元口巴! 看不懂的话把手机拉远点看 :-) 年度最具创意短信!

Boring Saturday

Damm boring today… did nothing meaning … slept and watched TV. Ha

Ran a full virus scan using AVG Antivirus on my laptop for 9 hours! Luckily no virus and spyware found…

Ordered a set of Domino pizza online for dinner and entered the Terminator Salvation contest.. hopefully can win something.. aha. The delivered in 30 minutes but they delivered one wrong item. I ordered a ChickStix but they gave me BreadStix instead… hmm

Now can start doing my programming stuff…

Joke: 小学造句

Received this joke from my brother: 小学造句

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Maxis’ Advertisement and Twitter’s Advertisement

Recently I saw a few advertisements created by a local telecommunication company, Maxis on TV and cinema. advertisements are fun and creative.

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